So anyway...

Doing a little travel today.  Allow me to recap:

• Flight 1 was supposed to leave at 10:45
• Immediate delay to 12:00.... connection will be tight
• Additional delay until 1:00... Well, now I am screwed
• We board.  We fly.  We land.  
• Connecting flight was delayed. Yay!  
• New departure time is in 2 minutes in Gate Gazillion Miles Away A. Dammit.
• Arrive panting at the gate.  Attendant, let's call him "Mr. I Misjudged You Initially", says "we're closed".  I explain I just ran to this gate and missed the flight.  He books me on the next flight and explains it leaves in 15 minutes at Gate Half a Gazillion Miles Back, Remember You Passed It".  Sigh
• Rush to new gate to to be treated to a new delay announcement.
• Board.  Push off. Eventually.
• We stop. The pilot, let's call him "Capt. Sack of Lying Crap That I Will Grow to Hate" says "Weather is picking up and we are 15-20 back in line to depart.  No clue when that will be.  Go ahead and use your electronics".  The "Because we ain't going anywhere." was implied
• 20 minutes pass. Then Capt. Crap offers "Will be in the air in 3-5 minutes. PREPARE DAS CABIN".  You have given me hope Capt. 
• 30 minutes (yes 30) later, he shares "Um, the tower is requiring a four minute gap between all departing flights. We a 4th in line.  That means we will leave in (long pause for mental math) in like 16 minutes".  Riiiiight
• 40 minutes later, we take off.
• 2 seconds after we we can use electronics, I pay for inflight wifi to post this.
• I feel better.