Showing posts with label star wars. Show all posts
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Monday, November 15, 2010

Lightsabermetrics

I think there is a fair chance this post will validate the theory that I might spend a tad too much time pondering Star Wars.

Concept
  1. Sabermetrics is the analysis of baseball through objective evidence, especially baseball statistics that measure in-game activity.

  2. Lightsabermetrics is the analysis of Jedi/Sith confrontations through objective evidence, especially statistics that measure in-movie activity.
Since item 2 above has been under served, I took a shot.

Caveats
  • Rankings only reflect "league games" - meaning Jedi v. Jedi or Jedi v. Sith. Younglings don't count. That would be like NFL teams counting wins against the Bills.

  • For at least this first version, weighted 2 verses 1 battles the same as 1 on 1 smackdowns.

Insights
  • It's good to be the Sith. They own 4 of the 5 top spots.
  • Was surprised to see that, statistically speaking, Yoda and Qui-Gon Jinn kinda sucked.
  • Darth Maul only fought Jedi with hyphenated names.
  • Agen Kolar (killed immediately by Palpatine in episode III) Worst. Jedi. Ever.

Rankings/Record
(episode number listed for each)
  1. Mace Windu 1-0
    wins: Palpatine - III

  2. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader 13-3
    wins: Dooku - III, est. 10 unnamed Jedi in the Temple - III, Obi-Wan - IV, Luke - V
    losses: Dooku - II, Obi-Wan - III, Luke - VI

  3. Palpatine/Darth Sideous 5-1
    wins: Agen Kolar - III, Saesee Tiin - III, Kit Fisto - III, Yoda - III, Luke - VI
    losses: Windu - III

  4. Count Dooku 2-1-1
    wins: Obi-Wan - II, Anakin - II
    losses: Anakin III
    draws: Yoda - II

  5. Darth Maul 1-1-1
    wins: Qui-Gon - I
    losses: Obi-Wan - I
    draws: Qui-Gon - I

  6. Obi-Wan Kenobi 2-3
    wins: Darth Maul - I, Darth Vader-III
    losses: Dooku - II, Dooku - III, Darth Vader - IV

  7. Luke Skywalker 1-2
    wins: Darth Vader - VI
    losses: Darth Vader - II, Palpatine - VI

  8. Yoda 0-1-1
    losses: Palpatine - III
    draws: Dooku - II

  9. Qui-Gon Jinn 0-1-1
    losses: Darth Maul - I
    draws: Darth Maul - I

  10. Kit Fisto 0-1
    loss: Palpatine - III

  11. Saesee Tiin 0-1
    loss: Palpatine - III

  12. Agen Kolar 0-1
    loss: Palpatine - III

Scoring notes

  • I gave Mace the win over Palpatine in III, but did not give anything to either Vader or Palpatine for the whole post-fight arm chop/force lightening action.

  • I did count Luke's Episode V loss to Darth Vader even though he probably wasn't officially a Jedi yet. Seemed close enough for me.

  • Again, Agen Kolar. Wow, just wow. You suck.

Very open to insights/observations/corrections on the scoring and ranking above.

Politely please :)

Saturday, December 08, 2007

X-wing rocket launch...

... and subsequent BOOM!

Someone had a tad too much time on their hands, but very cool.

You might want to watch this this version to see what REALLY happened.