Top Ten Twitter Bios

Pretty self explanatory.  If you have suggestions on the rankings or new ones to add, please tweet/comment/e-mail me. 

The decisions of Thul are final.

(yes, the decisions of the "tool" are final... hardy har har)


TOP TEN TWITTER BIOS

1. I killed a lot of hitchhikers once. - @TakeSumE
    
2. I type words on my home computer and then, using an internet connection, I post those words to the world wide web. In my spare time I teach first grade. - @cheeseboy22
    
3. I come over here when I've pissed the Facebook people off. - @JuliAnaB
    
4. I can control your mind, then I will probably eat you. - @psychicrocodile
    
5. I squeeze my toothpaste from the middle. - @kimberleebic
    
6. I'm a comedian. I also like taking pictures in my underwear to fill the hole in my ego where parental love should be. - @aprilmacie
    
7. No idea what I'm doing here, peer pressure is a horrible thing. - @YeungJeans
    
8. I'm the only bee in your bonnet - @abitterfiglet
    
9. Made it from child actor to adult actor without a single trip to rehab.... - @kaceybarnfield
    
10. blah blah blah - @spicyasian