Why do I inspire such contempt?

Do I deserve this?

"What's behind Mike?" contest

Big news! Towards the end of the #snarkweek special edition of @officialpagan's Fireside Chat, Sharknado 3 casting director Gerald Webb offered up fabulous (yet to be named) prizes for a little contest we like to call "What's Behind Mike?"  Behold its creation at the 42:04 mark of the show...

https://youtu.be/iFZIJNyeLtw?t=42m4s

CONTEST

As we all know, Mike (@officialpagan) has ominously lurked in the dark on Snarkalec Radio and nearly every other video chat.  Gerald, and many others, wonder what is behind him.

Now YOU can solve mystery for us and possibly win a prize!  Just draw, Photoshop, paint, decoupage... whatever you like... to show the world "What is Behind Mike?"  Once your masterpiece is completed, tweet is out with the hashtag #whatsbehindmike.  While not required, either @ mentioning Gerald (@geraldwebb) or me (@kellythul) will assist us in keeping track.

Here is the Mike we see, which you can use as a template to create your submission

Perhaps an example would help?

Looking forward to seeing what you all come up with!

#snarkweek - Zombie Shark

In this SECOND special edition of Dylan Knows, he recaps Zombie Shark.




Be sure to tune in tomorrow night to catch @officialpagan's Fireside Chat recapping Snarknado 3!  Mike will be joined by Carl Kavorkian and maybe a few other surprises.  Don't let the dead eyes, doll's eyes, scare you :)

#snarkweek - 3 Headed Shark Attack

So, 3 Headed Shark Attack was a 3 headed AWESOME.  The cast and director were very interactive with those of us tweeting live.  Couldn't get much better, right?

WRONG

The director of 3 Headed Shark Attack, Chris Olen Ray (@tikiterrors), was nice enough to join Dylan on "Dylan Knows" after the movie.



Thanks SO much Chris.  I almost forgive you for killing off Jena Sims (@jenamsims) FAR TOO SOON!!

Rest up everyone.  Dylan might do a 'Dylan Knows' tomorrow for Zombie Shark.  The Wednesday the biggie... Mike will hold a Fireside Chat for Sharknado 3!

#snarkweek - Sharktopus vs Whalewolf

The second night of #Snarkweek had @karmic9 and I did a special "Nurture and Support" podcast on the very awesome Sharktopus vs Whalewolf.  Check it out...


Tonight around 9pm Eastern time, director Chris Rey will join Dylan on "Dylan Knows" to discuss 3 Headed Shark Attack and Zombie Shark.  Thanks so much Chris!!!  Be sure to catch the movies and Dylan Knows!

#snarkweek - Roboshark and Mega Shark vs. Kolossus

We got off to a strong #snarkweek start with Roboshark and Mega Shark vs. Kolossus.  Two fun movies followed by the Snews hosted by @Holidill and I sat in for @tonysolo.  Oh, and I won a DVD :)



Special thanks to those actors and other connected with the movies for interacting with us on Twitter.  Not intended to be comprehensive, but special thanks to...

Roboshark

• Alexis Peterman ‏@AlexisPeterman1 (on delay since she is in England)
• Laura Dale ‏@Laura_E_Dale
• Roboshark ‏@R0B0SHARK 

Mega Shark vs. Kolossus

• Amy Rider ‏@ItsAmyRider 
• Brody Hutzler ‏@brodyhutzler  
• Christopher Olen Ray ‏@tikiterrors

Chris may be Joining Dylan on Monday for "Dylan Knows" to discuss 3-Headed Shark Attack and Zombie Shark!!

Also, don't miss Mel and I tonight at 10:15pm Central for a special Nurture and Support covering Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf!

https://plus.google.com/u/0/events/clph0fnr15aiponfei76os4trm0

It will just be us since I decided against begging ‏@AlexisPeterman1, @Laura_E_Dale, ‏@ItsAmyRider, amd/or ‏@brodyhutzler to join us :)

#snarkweek UPDATE!

We might have to tweak our plans some, but for now, you can expect the following shows to air live around 10:15pm Central time after the wonderful parade of SyFy Original movies starting July 18!  Each show will talk about the movie(s) that night and interact with you on Twitter.

Tell your friends!  Tell your enemies! Just TELL!!!

#snarkweek schedule

Saturday - July 18 

Roboshark (6pm Central)

All hell breaks loose when a great white shark sinks its teeth into an alien space probe in the Pacific, creating a roboshark that invades Seattle and devours everything in its way.

Mega Shark vs. Kolossus (8pm Central)

Russia's search for a new energy source accidentally reawakens a giant robot doomsday device from the Cold War. But that isn't the only threat to humanity when a new Mega Shark swims onto the scene.

SHOW: Snews - News, games, chat for Snarkalecs, hosted by @tonysolo and @Holidill.

Mr. Solo may have a conflict, so we are conducting a nation-wide search for someone to snark-in for Tony.  #thanksobama   

Sunday - July 19

Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf (8pm Central)

The aquatic villain faces off against another hybrid beast created by a mad scientist.

SHOW: Nurture and Support - Recommendation podcast, hosted by @karmic9 and @kellythul

Monday - July 20

3-Headed Shark Attack (6pm Central)

Cruise passengers fight to survive when a hungry, three-headed great white shark tries to feed on them.

Zombie Shark (8pm Central)

A perfect getaway weekend turns into a nightmare for four friends who find themselves fighting for their lives against an experimental shark.

SHOW: Dylan Knows - "Greatest show on YouTube", hosted by @Holidill

Wednesday - July 22

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!  (8pm Central)

The entire East Coast comes under threat when shark-infused storms wreak havoc on Washington, D.C., and Orlando.

SHOW: Fireside Chats - 1 on 1 interviews by @officialpagan

Saturday - July 25

Lavalantula (8pm Central)

A washed-up action star from the 1990s tries to be a hero in real life, fighting off a monstrous swarm of giant lava-breathing tarantulas that have erupted out of ancient volcanoes in the Santa Monica Mountains and are leaving a fiery path of death and destruction across Los Angeles.

SHOW: Bring Out Your Geek - Geek talk on movies, comics, TV and more, hosted by @yeungjeans

SNARKWEEK!!

Syfy is running a boatload of original movies starting July 18!

To honor this embarrassment of riches, several us long time so-bad-they-are-good movie fans (who just happen to have podcasts) will be doing special editions of their show 15 minutes after the movies.  This give us a chance to promote each other's shows and, most importantly, snark so-bad-they-are-good movies!!

Welcome to #SNARKWEEK

We are working out the specifics and schedules.  I'll post updates as we do.  But the shows to date that are going to participate are:

• Snews - News, games, chat for Snarkalecs, hosted by @tonysolo and @Holidill   
• Bring Out Your Geek - Geek talk on movies, comics, TV and more, hosted by @yeungjeans
• Fireside Chats - 1 on 1 interviews by @officialpagan
• Nurture and Support - Recommendation podcast, host by @karmic9 and @kellythul
• Dylan Knows - "Greatest videocast on YouTube", hosted by @Holidill

@Tonysolo has some travel going on this week, but we'll figure something out :)
 

THE MOVIES!!

Saturday - July 18 

Roboshark (6pm Central)

All hell breaks loose when a great white shark sinks its teeth into an alien space probe in the Pacific, creating a roboshark that invades Seattle and devours everything in its way.

Mega Shark vs. Kolossus (8pm Central)

Russia's search for a new energy source accidentally reawakens a giant robot doomsday device from the Cold War. But that isn't the only threat to humanity when a new Mega Shark swims onto the scene.

Sunday - July 19
(Nurture & Support - tentative)

Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf (8pm Central)

The aquatic villain faces off against another hybrid beast created by a mad scientist.

Monday - July 20

3-Headed Shark Attack (6pm Central)

Cruise passengers fight to survive when a hungry, three-headed great white shark tries to feed on them.

Zombie Shark (8pm Central)

A perfect getaway weekend turns into a nightmare for four friends who find themselves fighting for their lives against an experimental shark.

 

Wednesday - July 22

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!  (8pm Central)

The entire East Coast comes under threat when shark-infused storms wreak havoc on Washington, D.C., and Orlando.

Saturday - July 25

(Bring Out Your Geek - tentative)

Lavalantula (8pm Central)

Lava breathing tarantulas!!  From the creator of "Big Ass Spider!!"